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Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 7

szaleniec1000 Jul 20, 2014 16:14

Last chapter's obligatory cliffhanger involved the arrival of three "extremely unwelcome visitors", who might have been house-elves, the Great One's geese, the Hogsmeade takeaway delivering the wrong pizza or just post owls again.
( Hogwarts Overexposed Chapter 7 )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 24

szaleniec1000 Aug 05, 2013 23:45

Those of you who follow me on Tumblr will have seen this infographic:

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In This World and the Next Chapter 8

szaleniec1000 May 18, 2013 16:21

At taekarado's suggestion, ITWATN!Harry shall henceforth be known as SCBE, because he's a self-centred bellend.

( ITWATN Chapter 8 )

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Hermione's Talent part 2 Chapters 5-12

szaleniec1000 Jul 23, 2012 04:38

In which Ron is laid to rest amid anachronistic music and ALLCAPS. Welcome back to Hermione's Talent.

( Chapters 5-12 )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 6 part 3

szaleniec1000 Mar 26, 2012 17:11

It's the first day of term, but before that we need an epic dressing sequence.

( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 6 )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 6 part 1

szaleniec1000 Mar 12, 2012 04:36

The last chapter of Hogwarts Too Exposed: A Slytherin Among Us brought us Hogwarts and the Slytherin among us, and we'd already had far too much exposure. That's only going to continue. Is anyone surprised?

( Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 6 )

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Hogwarts Too Exposed Chapter 4 part 5

szaleniec1000 Feb 17, 2012 21:17

And so it's finally time for Hogwarts Too Exposed to go to Hogwarts. The author commented that he'd only intended the "vacation" to last a single chapter but got carried away, and that explains a lot.

( All aboard! )

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